Why Denmark is strange for foreigners?

This blog is not created to humilate Danes. It just shows that all the cultures are different and this blog reveals exactly that different Danish side.Denmark culture. Do not read it if you have weak nerves and do not get irony.


You are too long in Denmark if you accept that you will have to queue to take a queue number.  And does not matter if there is noone in line, you need to take a queue number. The first thing you do on entering a bank/post office/pharmacy etc. is to look for the queue number machine. They are everywhere! Soon queue machines gonna rule the world!

Today, is another religious day in Denmark. Wondering how many they have in total. The funniest thing is that I do not see Danes being religious. Those religious holidays probably means : Lets get pissed!

Danes leave a pub if  they cannot find a place to sit. True story, man! Sitting is the most important …

I think Danish people have an iphone disease. Everywhere you turn around there is at least few teenagers with an iphone in hands. SOS!

A report by Statistics Denmark on the consumption of alcohol in Denmark in 2008 shows that Danes between 21 and 30 years drink 8.9 alcohol units a week, while the amount for students is 10.2 alcohol units. Guess in 2012 is even more! Danish people, you are alcoholics!

Nearly a quarter of all Danes have surname Jensen, Nielsen or Hansen.

Every time I show 1,2 or 5 Danish krone to people who have never seen it, it corresponds to: laugh attack and question: why the heck they have a hole in the middle ?

Doh, seriously, have no idea…  and really who needs that hole in the middle…

Denmark has more pigs than people. Not joking. Well that famous bacon should come from somewhere!

Pigs production in DK: 12,7 millions

People population in DK: around 5,5 millions

Want to fit in Danish environment? Talk in moderate tones and do not do anything to call attention to yourself. Amen!


Christiania, a place in Copenhagen is just one of the strangest places in the world. Honestly, it is like another world. Strange, creepy and still popular. I am actually surprised that Danish people let this place function. Well, business.